The whole thing started when my imaginary boy-friend with a bad attitude pondered the many enlightening quotes on my door. "Cat...the other white meat," was one of them. He sat there, literally sat, and pondered the meaning of this subject while I watched MTV.

    Finally, he stood up, looked at me with a puzzled expression, and asked, "You ate a cat?"

    "No," I replied, "but I have it on good authority they taste like chicken."

    "Who told you that?"

    "Well, no one, but I saw it on the Travel Channel."

    "Oh."

    And that was the end of the conversation. Though, don't you wonder what cat really tastes like? I know a person who ate dog once. She didn't say what it tasted like, but I say they most likely taste the same. Very similar anatomy. The Almighty Creator probably had the same concept in mind when she created them. And just for fun, she made them taste the same to see how long it took us Homo-Sapien Sapiens to figure out that they really did taste the same.

    But sadly, we went with cows, poultry, and fish as our main source of meat. Though, I believe some indigenous Aborigine tribes of Australia may have eaten cat. I doubt they recorded the taste though. What a shame. Inquiring minds want to know.

Now I leave you with your Moment of Clarity. This week's Moment of Clarity comes from Monty Python's Flying Circus. Enjoy!!

    "Now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks."

    "We already did that!"

    "Right, right. How about a man with nine legs?"

    "He ran away!"

    "Man with three noses?"

    "He's not here yet!"

    "Oh bloody hell. Just go to a commercial!

    -Monty Python