Journal #12 Never pet a burning dog.

    BIG DUH! Dude, any person with ANY common sense could figure that out. But then again, we're talking about people here. Anyways, it would really hurt. You'd have to go to the hospital, and the hospital really sucks. I speak from personal experience.

    But, how did the dog get in that state anyways? Did it just spontaneously burst into flames or was it just like that to begin with?  That's really scary. Does that mean I can burst into flames too? oh dear, that's to scary too comprehend. I need to stay hydrated.

    Though, you know, someone must have found a burning dog, and petted it, or else, this thought wouldn't be circulating around. the person must have been blind, or a real idiot. Okay, Moment of Clarity time.

    Bananas come with stickers.

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