Journal #14 Flaming wombats, purple elephants, and red sea emperors.

    Hiya! I'm a red sea emperor, that's a fish if ya didn't know. I usually swim around most of the day, going "Glub Glub." I am also Mistress of the Flaming Wombats and Purple Elephants. Cower mortal. And while your down there, tie my shoes if you would sweetie.

    I also own the Magical, Mystical Binder of Insanity. or Ryouga for short. Ryouga shall rule the world. And my papier mache sculpture, Fred: the Magical Box, shall maim the world. And Patricia's horse-shapped sock, Ed, shall blow the world to pieces. then all those proclaimed "saved," shall come live on the moon, under the rule of Ryouga. So you betta make sure you don't piss me off. Toodles darlings.

    The heart has reasons, in which reason cannot understand.

This has been a Misunderstod Teenage Girl production.