Journal #15 Enlightening experience of the day

    These are my words of wisdom for the children of the United States of America: Eagles may soar, but weasles aren't sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy al evidence you tried. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Don't sweat petty thing...or pet sweaty things. Hard works pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. if a tree falls in the woods, and no one's around, do the other trees still laugh at it? Okay, so what's the speed of dark? Success occurs in private, and failure in full view. A conclusion is the place in which you got tired of thinking. Black holes are where God divided. And one final thought children, this is your Moment of Clarity. Get ready, think hard. Alrighty...

    Super-Turkey to the rescue!

This has been a Misunderstood Teenage Girl production.