Journal #16 Drying your poodle in the microwave is not a good idea.

    I laughed when I first saw this. Okay, the question I must ask (hail the president!) is... who would do such a thing? What, were you expecting a different answer with absolutely no reverence to the subject? I think not...

    But, anyways, it would be a bit funny to see. Sure it's cruel, but you hav'ta admit, some cruel things are funny. Like when someone hurts them self. Ah yes, I'm a sadist who likes to see poodles get blown up. Nope, sorry, I don't, that person's down the hall. but you gotta admit, humans do like violence and destruction.

    Do you laugh when you see someone get hurt? Used to fry ants with a magnifying glass as a child? And other meaningless acts of destruction. Admit it, everyone's done at least one act of violence and laughed at it. There's just something about the human pysche. I find it quite strange, even though I myself, have done those certain random acts of violence. But hey, I'm only human. Though, if someone says that, others might take it as an insult. but I guess it all depends on your outlook on life. But anyhoo, now for your Moment of Clarity.

    I can resist anything except temptation.

   -Oscar Wilde

This has been a Misunderstood teenage Girl production.