Babbling #3 If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Well, it's a perfectly logical question considering that no one really knows. The most common answer would be purple, since red and blue mixed together produce purple. But if you think about it, there's no guarantee they would actually turn purple. I mean, the things were blue to begin with, so it's not to say they might turn green, yellow, or even polka-dotted.
Though I suppose we'll never find out. This is considering how small the little critters are. I doubt a cat could even choke one of the little buggers. Most people wouldn't even want to try either. I certainly wouldn't. The things might just bite my finger or something. And you never know what diseases those monsters have. You'd most likely have to get all the vaccinations you acquired from age 3-months to 21 years all over again. That would really suck.
And have you seen the teeth on smurfs? Not only do they need to see and orthodontist, but a dentist, and need some serious cleaning done.
So I leave you to ponder this development. I know, this journal's short this week, but I promise I'll make up for it next week. Now for your Moment of Clarity.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
This has been a Misunderstood Teenage Girl production.