Babbling #4 If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

    Well? Why won't anyone answer me? I need to know. I know, I know, they eat humans you say. Well, that's what I think too. See, it's one big plot for food.

    See, you know how humanitarians are always saying "Save the children in the third world countries." Well, they want to save them so they can have more food. It's like the whole Hansel and Gretel complex thing. Plus they have a child fetish.

    What's it with third world countries anyway? I mean, what about the second world countries? You never hear about those. And why is it always the poverty stricken countries in Africa? What about Europe, Asia, and South America? I think it's a publicity stunt.

    The leaders of the countries are thinking, "Yeah, let's have a civil war, and starve people to death. That'll give us some air time. Then they'll send us food and money. We'll have it made by then. (insert maniacal laughter here.)"

    Well, you're probably getting mad at me by now. You're thinking, "This isn't a subject to joke about!"

    Well, I agree, but this isn't supposed to be taken seriously. I don't really believe all those things I wrote, well, in this journal anyway. Anyways, everything has the potential to be funny or offending, it's all about the context you use it in.

    Anyhoo, now for your Moment of Clarity.

 

    Do not allow yourself to die peacefully. Instead, you should punch Death repeatedly in the throat as he drags you away.

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