Journal #5 Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

    Think long and hard. Well, it's already sour, hence the adjective of sour in the name. Though don't you think you think they call it sour just because it tastes sour? Well, my imaginary boyfriend doesn't get it either.

    I have reason to believe that the cream gets a little funky past the expiration date. I had some fajitas this past weekend. And the condiment of the day was sour cream. I have reason to believe it had been left in the fridge a bit too long. My reasoning? It gave me a stomach ache. Dude, it really hurt bad. I even stayed home from school to go to the doctor. Yes, I am a wuss.

    So, the moral of today's babbling (these things have morals? that's news to me....) is... just say no to sour cream. JUST SAY NO!!!! And now for your Moment of Clarity.

    Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweaty things.

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