Title In Progress Rated- PG-13

Our estranged Usa and Yohko are seen sitting on the funky, plush, hippy chairs and couches that inhabit the Harem House. Usa is wearing long denim shorts and a lime green t-shirt. Yohko is wearing her booty shorts and a tight, short sleeved t-shirt. Usa is trying to sleep on the long green furry couch, but to no avail. For Yohko's squels and sighs of delight as she watches the Harem Boys go on about the House are a bit distracting.

Usa: *Grumble and mumble* I wish Chibi-chan would get back soon, then maybe we could actually do something about Yohko...

Then, a large crash is heard, and a high-pitch scream. Usa, Yohko, and the Harem rush into the front yard to find Xellos' purple Pontiac Firebird on the front lawn, crashed into the large oak tree. The tree was fine, but the same thing couldn't be said for the car. Xellos was in the passengers seat screaming like a little girl, and Marron was in the back seat with a big sweat drop, while Duo was directly behind Chibi in the Drivers seat laughing his ass off. Chibi was in the drivers seat, as said, eyes wide, griping the wheel for dear life, with her jaw wide open.

Xellos: My car!!! MY BABY!!! Oh, L-Sama!!!

And it went on, until Zelgadiss smacked the fruitcake, and he was dragged off into the Harem House to be sedated. Marron and Duo got out of the car, and with the help of Heero, the three of them, after about 15 minutes, finally managed to pry Chibi off the steering wheel, and out of the car. Then, after she showed no response, Yohko slapped her, and she was brought back to reality, well, as close to reality as Chibi can get.

Chibi: Wha...?

Then she noticed the car, and her eyes widened again for a moment, then she promptly fainted, leaving Marron and Heero scrambling to catch her.

Yohko: Lucky. I think I should crash a car, just so I can faint and get carried by Duo and Carrot.

Carrot: *Suddenly pops up behind her* Did you call? ^_^

Yohko: Ack! Don't do that.

Meanwhile, Chibi had been dragged into the Harem House and set down on a large chair that resembled a big Care Bear. Usa then waved some chocloate under her nose, and she immediately woke-up, snatching the chocolate viciously from Usa's hand.

Usa: She'll be fine.

Chibi: I'm not so sure about Xellos though.

At that moment Xellos burst into the room, tearful, and looked about ready to have a nervous breakdown. Zelgadiss and Yaten followed after, ready to slap the fruitcake if he made any sudden movements.

Xellos: I hope you know that's coming out of your allowance Chibi!!!

Chibi: Relax Xellos!!! I've the Gundam Boys working on it!

Xellos: Oh no!!! It won't resemble a car after they're done with it! I'm gonna have a Gundam!!! *Then he ponders for a moment* Wait, that wouldn't be quite so bad. Great pick-up line...Heh heh ^_^

And Xellos was back to his normal perverse self.

Yohko: Great, now that that's done with, I can go back to oggling...Heh heh. Oh, Duo-hunny!

Usa: Chibi! Make her stop!!!

Chibi: Sigh. Fine. *Stands up and put her hands on her hips* Okay Yohko! As the Senior Harem Owner, and the one that came up with the idea, and the one that pays for this place, and basically, the person that owns the Harem House and Boys, I demand you limit yourself, and if you're going to do this, do it in a room that doesn't have Usa-chan in it?! Okay? And don't make me do this again, I do not like to play Mommy!!!

Everyone in the room took a step back at the last shriek/statement.

Marron: Chibi, calm down...*Sweatdrop*

Chibi: Calm down? CALM DOWN!? There is a crashed car in the front yard, Yohko's oggling way too much, Usa's whining, I have to play Mommy, and I have to go back to summer school next week!!! Don't bloody TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!! Cough, Sorry, I haven't been myself lately.

Carrot: *pats shoulder* It's okay Chibs. Ya know, sex is a great stress reliever. ^_^

And Carrot came fact-to-face with Yohko's mallet, and Chibi's foot in his crotch.

Chibi: There! Now there's no chance you'll be able to pro-create!!!

Yohko: Chibi!!! How cruel.

Usa: Yeah Chibi-chan! You must really learn to control your temper. Tsk, tsk.

Chibi: Yeah, well, at least having a temper like mine is beter than an insatiable libido like Yohko! Or being a big slacker like you Usa-chan!!! At least I get stuff done.

Usa: *big tears* How true, how true...

Yohko: Hey!! I don't know what a libido is, but I'll look it up, and if it's mean, I'll be pissed!

Chibi: *twitch and sweatdrop*

Usa: Sigh...

Ataru: Hey ladies, ladies, let's make love not war. ^_^

Chibi just twitched again, and dragged Heero and Marron into the computer room. Usa decided this was a god time to go see what The Suzakushichiseishi were up to. And well, Yohko happily abided.

BOOM!!

And Xellos was quite happy with his new Gundam, colored purple, and appropiately titled Fruitcake. When will it ever stop...Sigh.