Four Gods, Some Bish, and Two Over-obsessive Fangirls Rated- PG-13
Jessica: Mike, you're such an ass-wipe.
It was another day. Aussie is at this time in the school library doing research for her Geography project- Japan. Usa, her friend, is sitting next to her, and also at the table are Patricia and Jessica, all of whom really are not getting work done due to many reason. Aussie already knows most of the information about Japan, Usa's working more than everyone else, but still in the fun, Patricia's goofing off as usual, and so is Jessica under the evil influence of Mike (yes, he who gets freaky with the sheep after hours.)
Aussie, is in her khaki pants, with a red shirt that says under a black cat: "I do bad things." Her hair is in the ever-present afro-puff, and she's wearing the lovely green eyeliner. Usa's in her denim over-alls, with her pink shirt, and regular hair, that is braided on the top in rows, and then loose at the ends. For the purposes of the story, it doesn't really matter what Jessica and Patricia are wearing. ^_^;;;
Aussie: I'm going to find another book. I know about what's in this one.
Usa: I'll go with you.
And so they wandered to the murky corner of the ridiculously small school library.
Aussie: Psst! Hey Usa-chan! Look at this!!
Usa: (looks at old book Aussie's holding) Wow, where'd you find that Chibi-chan?
Aussie: No need for details. (suddenly the script on the book changes from ancient Chinese to English) Wow, hey wasn't this Chinese a minute ago? (begins reading aloud.) The Universe of the Four Gods. Whomever finds and reads this book to the end...
Aussie stopped in mid-sentence, for a red light had begun to glow around them. They closed their eyes, and when they opened them again, they found themselves in the courtyard of a large building.
Usa: Wha? Where are we?
Aussie: Hey this looks like...
Guards: Hey, what are you doin' here?!
Aussie & Usa: Oh crap!!
They ran, into the building, and out, opening doors, but closing them just as fast.
Finally, they printed into a large hall filled with old men, and a shrouded figure on a dais.
Aussie, who was running in front, abruptly stopped. Then, Usa, who was running behind, knocked into Aussie,
they crashed, and ended up on the floor.
Aussie: OI GET OFF! NO, get off of me!
Usa: Well I could if you'd get your foot out of my stomach.
Aussie: Well move your hand so I can see where I'm putting my foot dammit!
Usa: Well, if you're gonna be like that, maybe I'll stay here! (starts humming.)
Aussie: Oh no you don't!
And your regular, good, friendly fight ensues.
Voice on dais: SILENCE!
Usa and Aussie stopped in mid-bitchslap.
Voice: I demand you to stop fighting. Who are you, and what are you doing here?
Aussie: Well, you don't have to be so mean about it. Who died and made you emperor anyway?
Voice: My father did actually.
Aussie: Kuso...
Usa: (snicker) Yeah Chibi.
Aussie: Quiet you!
Then at this moment, Miaka, Tamahome, and the other seishi decide it is a good time to enter the big hall.
Miaka: (notices Aussie and Usa) Hey, they have 20th century clothes! Sugoi! Maybe they read from the Book of the Four Gods too!
Aussie: Book of the Four Gods?
Usa: That funky book that changed form Chinese to English.
Aussie: Oh, right, right...(notices Nuriko) NURI-CHAN!
GLOMP!
Nuriko: Ah! What is it!?
Aussie: How rude, I'm a she not and it. but you're so adorable I forgive you. (gets starry-eyed)
Nuriko: Lovely. -_-;;
Usa: (begins playing with Chichiri's hair) Hey Chibi-chan, it's the Peacock Man!
Aussie: Oh Usa-chan! It's Tasuki-kun!
GLOMP!
Tasuki: What the fuck!? Get off, get the hell of! I hate women...
Aussie: Oh, you're just mad cuz I didn't give you the other twinkie.
Tasuki: Twinkie!? What the hell is a twinkie!?
Aussie & Usa: Giggle.
Voice: Could you please not do this in my court?!
Aussie: Oh hush Hottie-hori.
Stares.
Aussie: (blush) UH, oops, sorry. Uh, Usa-chan and I will be leaving now. BYE!
Usa: But I don't wanna go no da! (glomps Chichiri harder.)
Aussie: C'mon! (grabs Usa's arm and runs out through the doors.)
Chichiri: How strange no da.
Tamahome: You could say that again.
A few seconds later a crash is heard from outside the hall. Muffled voices are then heard saying:
Aussie: Oh bugger!
Usa: Nice going Chibi!
Aussie: Shut-up!
Usa: Well, there goes the book and our ticket home...(sigh)
Aussie: We are so screwed...
Usa: Uh huh...
Aussie: Maybe if we stash it in this closet, no one will notice.
Usa: Chibi-chan, wait! That's-
Well, it was the hall again. And she earned many well-deserved stares.
Aussie: Kuso...
Usa: Great Chibi!! Now we'll never get home!
Xellos: not true ^_^.
Aussie: Xellos! I knew you'd come and get, no one else will cook for you if I'm not there...WAIT! I don't wanna go home! (starts shaking Usa by the shoulders) I don't wanna leave all the bish!
Usa: And you think I do!
Aussie: Sell at least you have Xellos, Zelly doesn’t even like me.
Zelgadiss: Don't be so sure.
Aussie: (gets starry eyed) Really...? Wait, before we go, I gotta do something.
And before you could say "Crazy fruitcake on crack" Aussie walked over to Nuriko and planted a kiss full on the lips. Nuriko then fainted.
Aussie: (laugh) Okay, we can go now.
So, in a purple light this time (Xellos loves his purple) they went home.
Chiriko: How odd.
Nuriko: Twitch.
Back at the library...
Aussie: SIXTH PERIOD!? Mr. Higgins is gonna kill me!!
Usa: Ms. Duff's gonna do the same to me!!!
Usa & Aussie: Kuso...
Xellos: Giggle...
And life proceeded as usual. But Aussie's began a harem-in-the-making. Great, all her and Usa need, and harem. And Nuriko's at the top.