Insanity Rated- G

They're after me. I know their secrets. What secrets you ask? Well, about the ice cream scoopers of course! Silly, everyone knows that. Secret? I never said such a thing...

Hey, don't you take away nice Ms. Buck! We're not done with our tea. But want in on a secret? The tea's actually Kool-Aid. Shush! Ms. Buck will get mad if she finds out. So don't tell.

My, isn't the sky a lovely shade of orange today? Oh, those purple clouds spell rain. What are you getting a coat for? Silly, it only rains wombats remember? Only thing the little buggers are good for really. Quite a shame.

Squel! Such a lovely day. Would you like to come on a picnic with Mr. Slary, the sloth, and Mr. Shar, the horse, and me of course, today? No? What a shame. They have such interesting conversations. You should really talk to them sometime. Animals can't talk? Of course they can silly.

Oh! I love lilies. They make such good condiments. House plants too. But chairs make the best salad dressings.

Do I know you? You seem familiar...I'm your wife? Silly, I'm only two! How could I be married with kids when I'm only two? Unless you mean the weasels, then of course. The weasels are my babies.

Where was I? Mama's gonna visit. Gonna bring my goldfish with her too. They went away a while ago, but they're gonna come back real soon. I just know it.

Oh, the nice nurse-lady says it's time to take my pills and have a nap. What's your name again? Zelgadiss? What a funny name. I'm Amelia! Champion of Justice! Maybe I'll see you around sometime. What do you mean "Of course. I'm your husband."? Silly, I'm only two remember? Well, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!