And the moral of today's story is... Rated- PG-13

            Usa and Yohko are seen in the living room of the harem house. Usa is wearing baggy jeans and a long blue t-shirt.

            Yohko is wearing hootchie shorts and a spaghetti-strap t- shirt; much to the liking of Xellos. The fruitcake is sitting

            on the counter of the nearby kitchen playing with the phone again. And this time he's bothering Aussie once more,

            instead of calling those expensive sex hotlines that take a lot out of Aussie's allowance, but I think now she'd rather

            he'd be calling one of those.

Xellos: Hello Aussie. Whatcha doin? Health homework I presume. ^_^

Aussie: *muffled answer* Dork.

Xellos: Would you need any help with it? Go for a little extra credit? ^_^

            Silence. Smash!

            Aussie smacked Xellos over the head with the mace she had borrowed from Filia.

Xellos: Itai...

Aussie: You pervert! Xellos no hentai! Molester! Ahh!

Usa: Ano, Chibi-chan, you're so cruel.

Yohko: Poor baby.

Aussie: Excuse me? He deserved it!

Usa: But Chibi-chan, that's what Xellos does. You can't expect him not to say stuff like that when your health homework deals with...*shudder*...the male reproductive system

Yohko & Aussie: Shudder.

Xellos: ^_^.

            Silence.

            More Silence.

            Yawn.

Usa: Ano, what should we do?

Xellos: ^_^ Well, we could-

Aussie: Nevermind him. ^_^;;

Yohko: Hey! Let's play Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon!

Usa: Yeah!

Xellos & Aussie: Again!? *groan*

Xellos: The speeches make me sick.

Aussie: Why can't we ever play Gundam Wing? I wanna play with Deathscythe...*Xellos pats her shoulder*

Yohko & Usa: Nope.

Xellos & Aussie: Kuso...

Yohko: Okay! Xellos is Galaxia, I'm Sailor Star healer, Usa is Fighter, and Chibi's maker.

Aussie: *Has Usa and Xellos restraining her* But you're always Healer! Why can't I be Healer for once!? I don't wanna be Maker again! I can't take it anymore! * collapses on the ground*

Yohko: Tough. Okay, Healer Star Power, make-up!

Usa: Fighter Star Power, make-up!

Aussie: *grumble* Maker Star Power, make-up...bitches...

Yohko: Sailor Star Healer, Stage On!

Usa: Sailor Star Fighter, Stage On!

Aussie: Bitch *grumble* Sailor Star Maker...aw hell...*walks off*

Yohko: What's with her?

Usa: Shrug.

Yohko: Oh well. We don't need her anyway.

Xellos: Bwahahahaha! Hello girls. Wanna have some fun with me. ^_^

Yohko: Pervert! I shall not allow for your sins to progress further. Star Sensitive Inferno!

Usa: Star Serious Laser!

            A puff of smoke, and when it clears, Xellos is still standing, same usual annoying, perverse grin.

Yohko: Dammit!

Usa: Hey, what's that?

            A large mobile suit is seen landing next to Xellos. In it's large hand is a long rod, which ignites into a double scythe the 

            moment of landing.

Aussie: Hi guys! Ready to meet your maker?

Xellos: ^_^

            Aussie is now dressed in a black uniform with a white preacher's collar and her hair is pulled back into a braid.

Yohko: What the-?!

Usa: Kuso... It's a Gundam.

Aussie: Righty-o! So, you guys gonna get your asses up on Libra so I can blow ya all up? In a fake way of course. ^_^

Yohko & Usa: Gulp.

Xellos: ^_^

Aussie: I wouldn't be smiling Xellos. You're going with them.

Xellos: Gulp.

            Then all of a sudden, a blood-curdling scream is heard; it was Duo.

Duo: Deathscythe! Omigod! What have you done with Deathscythe Aussie!?

Aussie: Kuso...Duo, calm down! I wasn't gonna do anything major with it, really.

Duo: Get out, NOW!

Aussie: Kuso...

Duo: *taps foot* I'm waiting.

Aussie: But Duoooooo! You're the only one I could have borrowed from. Heero and Wufei would have never let me borrow their's; Sandrock is hard to pilot, and Trowa took Heavyarms with him to the circus.

Duo: That doesn't mean anything.

Aussie: Duo! Do you know what it's like to have to play BSSM everyday!? Do you know what it's like to have to be Sailor Star Maker every time?! To never be able to play anything else!? Dammit Duo! I can't even be Healer once, bloody once!

Duo: Oh...Well, just ask first next time.

Aussie: *starry eyed* Thank you Duo! I wove you fowevew. Okay! It's ass- whooping time! Bwahahahaha!

Xel, Yohko, & Usa: Crap

            And they pretty much lived happily ever after. Well, not really. The next day Yohko made Aussie be Galaxia, then

            then Queen Beryl, then Queen Nehperenia, etc, etc... let's just say she was not a happy Chibi. So now she only plays

            with Duo and Marron, seeing as they're much nicer and let her play with their Gundam/ magic stuff. But, she got back

            at Yohko, because when they played Fushigi Yuugi, Aussie got to be Houki before Yohko even knew she was

            Hotohori's wife. Yes, she's a bitch like that. ^_^

The End