Do not disturb a fruitcakes sleep
Rated- PG-13All was quiet in the Harem House, well, not really, but at least where Chibi, Usa, and Yohko were. Sleeping away in the master bedroom, the three shared a extremely large bed, that had a big fluffy comforter, and large, soft, and comfy pillows. Thus making it easy to just sink into the oblivion of the bed and never be found again. Chibi was on the right edge of the bed, wearing blue pajama pants, with a light blue spaghetti tank top. She was laying on her stomach drooling on her pillow. Usa and Yohko were splayed at funky angles, (i.e. like Usagi and Chibi-Usa), Usa in her pink night shirt and shorts, Yohko in practically nothing (i.e. a long blue DBZ t-shirt, and nothing else.) The blinds were closed, and the happy three, were off in dream-land; Chibi- having a great romantic adventure with her favorite bishounen; Usa- Playing Magical Girl with her favorite bishounen, and acting like a total fruitcake; Yohko- Well, I'm trying to keep this PG- 13, so we won't go there. And it stayed like that for many hours until a scream was heard, followed by one after the other. And then, Zelgadiss, Yaten, Quatre, and Marron burst in the room. They ran frantically around the room, looking for places to hide. Finally, after the sound of approaching footsteps, they all dived in the bed, under the covers.
Zelgadiss: *Whispering to the other three, in the little "tent"* Heh heh, they'll never be able to find us here.
Yaten: Yeah, let's just hang out here for a while. We won't have to worry about anything until the girls wake-up, and that won't be for another hour at least.
Quatre: How can you be so sure?
Marron: It's only 9:30.
Then, the door burst open and Xellos, Touga, and Akio walked in. Xellos carried a whip, Touga, handcuffs, and Akio, manacles.
Xellos: Woo hoo!! Boysss!!! It makes us so sad you don't want to play with us. We were going to have oodles of fun. ^_^
And they promptly began searching the room. The closet, the drawers, the bathroom, everywhere. Finally, after all the racket they were making, Chibi woke-up. She sat up, rubbing her eyes, and only grunted when Xellos, Touga, and Akio greeted her good morning. She attempted the climb out of bed, but couldn't, for a blue, stone hand was holding her foot. Puzzled, and deciding it was way too early in the morning to be hallucinating as an effect of mind-altering drugs, she went further into the Oblivion of the Bed to investigate. There, she found the four bishounen mentioned before huddled in fear. She rubbed her eyes again, and yawned.
Chibi: What are you guys doing under here? Not that I would object, but I really prefer that at night...
Zelgadiss: Control your hormones. We're in serious trouble. Xellos, Touga, and Akio have decided it's a fun time to play "sex-slave" with the four of us. You've gotta help us. *He grabbed Quatre by the shoulders, and shoved him face-to-face with Chibi, seriously invading her personal space.* Look at him. Look at him!! Do you want innocent Quatre to be subjected to that sort of thing, not to mention the rest of us? Do you really want your Marron-chan, Zel-san, and Yaten-kun to go through such a traumatizing experience? Just look at these poor innocent faces. *And on cue, Quatre, Marron, Yaten, and Zelgadiss, burst into tears, which really freaked Chibi out, and she quickly agreed.*
Chibi: Okay! Okay! Just stop crying, that's really freaking me out. I mean, I kinda expect it from Quatre, but from the three of you, now that's just scary. Okay, just stay here, and I'll take care of it, but I expect compensation.
Zelgadiss: Right. 5 king size snickers.
Chibi: 10.
Zelgaidiss: What!? You don't need that much! You're getting fat anyways.
Chibi: You never seemed to mind my curvaceous figure before. And if you're gonna act like that, maybe I'll just let them have only you.
Zelgadiss: Fine, fine! 10 snickers. Geese, you drive a hard bargain lady.
Chibi: Uh huh. Just remember to stay here until I come back.
And she climbed her way out of the Oblivion, and stepped off the bed, well actually falling, considering it was three feet high, and it was too early in the morning for the poor dear. Then, she walked over to the other side of the bed, and climbed up, in between Usa and Yohko. Usa was now drooling, and Yohko was talking in her sleep.
Chibi: Oh Yohko, were does Trunks hide his sword?
Yohko: *Still talking in her sleep* He keeps it in the closet, next to the dominatrix outfit, and sex toys... Yawn...
Chibi: *Twitch* That was more than I needed to know.
Then she she started shaking Usa awake.
Chibi: Usa-chan....Usa-chan....C'mon, I need your help.
Usa: Wha...? Why Chibi-chan?
Chibi: We have to save the bish from Xellos, Touga, and Akio.
Usa: Oh, right, well, just as long as it's a good cause.
And they both stumbled off the bed, out into the hall, and to the Harem Kitchen, but not before Chibi collected Trunk's sword from the closet. There, Makoto was fixing the Harem boys coffee and breakfast.
Chibi: Hi Makoto. You seen Xellos, Touga, and/or Akio?
Makoto: Yeah, they were headed toward the Harem Rooms. I think they were going into the Purple or Blue one. I'm not sure.
Chibi: Thanks. And make sure to save some coffee for me. C'mon Usa-chan.
And they walked towards the Harem's part of the House. With color coded rooms that helped the girls keep track of the ever growing ranks.
Chibi: Hmm, Purple or Blue. Oh, this is gonna be harder than I thought. Those are the most populated rooms. *She shifted Trunk's sword on her shoulders.* Oh, which one should we start with Usa?
But Usa's reply was interrupted by screams, and bishounen running out of the Purple room.
Chibi: *Mumble* Bloody typical of Xellos....Sigh, let's go Usa.
And she once again shifted the sword, and trudged into the Purple Room, Usa trailing behind. Inside they found the three trouble makers hanging across the furniture and beds.
Xellos: Chibi, Usa! Come to join in our fun?
Chibi: Not really Xellos.
Touga: What's with the sword.
Chibi: Well, you're scaring the bish. And I can't have that here, at least, not while we're here anyways.
Akio: And your point is...?
Chibi: Sigh, I didn't want it to come to this, but...Xellos! I challenge you to a duel! I cannot stand for you to mercilessly frighten and scare the other Harem members. I cannot stand by and watch this injustice for any longer.
All of them, including Usa, raised an eyebrow.
Xellos: Alright Chibi. but let's fight for something more. You win, we'll leave the others alone, and I'll buy you 10 snickers.
A Zel-like voice: She doesn't need anymore, she's getting fat!
Chibi: *Sweatdrop* Uh, nevermind that, continue.
Xellos: Right. but if I win, you have to play "sex-slave" with us for a whole week. ^_^
Chibi: *Thinking for a moment* Half a week.
Xellos: 5 days.
Chibi: 4 and a half.
Xellos: Done. ^_^
And they spit into their palms and shook hands. Then the duel began.
Chibi swung first, and Xellos blocked with his staff. Then, he countered by making a grab for her chest, but she avoided just in time, hitting him on the head with the hilt of the sword. Xellos quickly reacted by kneeing her in the stomach. She doubled over, and just when Xellos got the idea he had won, she tripped him, making him crash to the floor. She then sat on him, and grabbed him by his shirt. She raised her hand in the air for her famous attack, known to be used on bish that got more friendly than she wanted.
Chibi: Bitch Slap!!!
And she did. Continuing until Xellos could no longer utter coherent words and phrases. Chibi was proclaimed the victor, and was given her 10 snickers by Xellos. Her and Usa trudged sleepily back to the master bedroom, and climbed onto the bed. Yohko was still where she was when they left here, and was still talking in her sleep. Chibi threw Trunk's sword into the closet, and dove under the covers. There, she found practically every member of the Harem, that inhabited the Purple and Blue Rooms huddled with the original four, sharing horror stories of Xellos' perversion. Chibi just cuddled up with Marron, and ate her snickers in relative peace. Until, well, she demanded her payment from Zelgadiss.
Zelgadiss: But you already have 10 snickers! You're getting fat!!!
Duo: Hey man! Don't call her fat! She's just curvaceous. And remember she just saved your stony ass.
The rest of the bish agreed, and Zel coughed up the snickers. Which, in the end, made her gain two pounds, but nobody really cared, it was just more Chibi to hold onto, and more Chibi to save everyone's ass if the need arose. Or, maybe just more of Chibi's ass. Most likely the latter, but nobody minded much, well, except Chibi when her sister and Zelgadiss decided to taunt her about, which happened often. Oh, what very cruel people.