Why are you bothering me!?

Why are you bothering me? Rated- PG-13

Aussie is seen sitting on the couch stuffing her face with potatoe chips, and thoroughly enjoying her self when, the phone rings.

Aussie: Mmmf?

Voice:What?

Aussie:Oops, sorry about that. Hello?

Voice1:Hello Aussie. Do you like scary movies?

Voice2: *in background* Yeah, do ya!?

Voice1:Quiet you!

Aussie: Not really Xellos. Try scaring someone you don't know personally.

Xellos: Damn. How'd you know it was me?

Aussie: Because Xellos, I can see you on the phone, in my kitchen, and I can hear what you're saying idiot. Oh, and tell Gourry I said hi.

*Click*

Aussie:Dork...

*Ring*

Aussie:Hello?

Voice:Hello Aussie. Do you like cheese?

Aussie: No, I don't Valgarv. Lactose intolerant you see. Anyways, you're not even old or tall enough to reach the phone, let alone, try to prank call me. What's the deal?

Mummbling is heard on the other end of the phone, and then...

Val:It's a secret.

Aussie:I should have known. Val, sweetie, honey, put Xellos on the line.

Val: 'Kay!

And he went off to terrorize some little girls.

Xellos: Yeah Aussie?

Aussie:Piss off. And don't call me again.

*Click*

*Ring*

Aussie sighs and picks up the phone.

Xellos:That time of the month?

And promptly hung it up.

*Ring*

Aussie:No, I'm not gonna answer it. I'm not gonna let the little bastard get to me.

Then, after about three more rings, she screamed and gave in.

Voice: Um, do you like,...uh, um *whispers* what was I supposed to say again Xellos?

Xellos: *grabs phone and says* Hello Aussie, do you like boy bands?

Gourry: *singing in background* 'Cause I want it that waaaaaaaay...

Aussie: No, I don't Xellos. What is your boggle today? What's the whole point of this? It's not even night time.

Xellos:Uh,...

Aussie:Wait, nevermind. You'll just say "It's a secret." Forget I asked.

Xellos:Am I really that predictable?

Aussie:Yes, yes you are.

Gourry: *still singing in background* Tell me why...

Then, Xellos joins in. Then Garv, and Phibby. Rezo, Zangalus, and Shabby too. Then, (much to his disliking) Zelgadiss is forced into the little wannabe-boy band. And this is all taking place in Aussie's kitchen. Which is about 10 feet from the couch Aussie is sitting on.

Aussie: *shudder* Garv in leotard...

Finally, she snapped, hung up the phone, and stomped off to her room, all the while muttering "Why couldn't I just get a dog..."

And then, as expected, the phone rang.

Aussie: 'allo?

Voice: Bake us a cake or the pikachu gets it!

Voices: *chanting in background* CAKE, CAKE, CAKE!

Frightened pikachu: Pika pika! PIKA! PIKACHU!!!

Aussie: Shoot the damn thing, I don't care.

Xellos: Aww, you're no fun.

*Click*

*Ring*

Voice: *in cheesy Austin Powers impersonation* I've got one question, and be honest...Do I make you horny baby?! Do I!?

Aussie:Whatever.

*Click*

Then Aussie proceeds to try to take a nap. But, ultimatly, fails. For the singing, the continuous chanting of "CAKE, CAKE..." and the obvious fact that Xellos busted out the keggar, kinda distracts a person.

So, Aussie went downstairs to bake the greedy bastards some cake, and change the CD to Limp Bizkit, much to the dissapointment of the guys (well, except for Zelgadiss, but that's a given.).

And they all lived- wait, wrong ending. Okay, let's try again...

FI- nope, that's not it either. Wait! I've got it!

They all became a huge boy band under the management of Aussie and-that's not it either. Aw hell...

They ate cake.

The End